I almost divorced Chris today.
It's a good thing we don't live in a country where saying it three times makes it true.
He showed up to Gideon's parent/teacher conference wearing Teva sandals with thick wool socks.
I'm still not sure I won't divorce him for that.
I mean, he went to work like that too.
posted by RL @ 4:31 PM
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11 Comments:
I am in full support of divorce over socks+sandals!!! There's no excuse for that kind of misconduct.
There would be absolutely no marriages in the Northwest if this were a reason for divorce. I think it's part of our uniform.
I've even done it myself. :-( And it was only about a week ago, on a walk, with a weird hat too. I used to be a cute stylish person. I don't know what happened to her. Though I think I saw her in fleece vest a few days ago...
Sorry Reb. But Chris sounds more poet-like than you. Poets are eccentric artists who wear what they please wherever they go. LOL
If behaviors were there before marriage, surely they should get a pass.
If it were Project Runway, Chris would have gotten the big auf wiedersehen.
Good thing you got a lawyer in the family.
xo
ps. Kelli doesn't speak for the entire northwest.
ps. though she is more norther and wester than I am so maybe she is speaking for her part of the watery parts :)
No, I thought it out for like 3 seconds. You may have to kill him.
Greg, he was supposedly "rehabilitated" when I married him.
Your sister was smart and made me sign a prenup to prevent such a situation from occurring. In the event I am ever spotted wearing socks and sandals, either inside or outside of the home, our marriage will be automatically terminated and all assets will go to her. Needless to say I'm envious of the freedom Chris enjoys.
The problem is I got married kinda young. I didn't know my rights. Glad Erica could learn from my mistakes.
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